(Source: weloveshortvideos.com, via quirkylaugh)

deepthroatmom:

this the rawest shit i ever seen in my life

rapewhistled:

why do old people drive slow they barely have any time left like GOOOOO ur dying

(via forebidden)

If I cut you off, chances are, you handed me the scissors.
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vardaesque:

seahchel:

vardaesque:

whorville:

You finger yourself??? Disgusting. Those fingers should be turning pages of the holy bible

gotta get em wet before you turn the pages tho

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

this is going to be the text post that sends me straight to hell isnt it

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trvl:

super-katts-hat:

ohfunniest:

I HAVE AWOKEN

I swear to god this is the thing pascel does in rapunzel 

hahahah, this is adorable!